Sunday, January 18, 2009

The returning....

Welcome back to my domain..... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Cough Cough* Damn it... Lost 60% of my voice. If u want to know why i lost my voice stick around to find out more.. Sorry i haven't been posting much lately ( Reason: 30% busy, 60% lazy and 10% nothing to write about....) but i plan to do one right now. But why now you ask, thats a simple question.... Because I am NOT busy, i'm NOT feeling lazy and I HAVE something to write about.... Nailed it good didn't i?



Ok, if you remember two weeks ago i myself planned an outing to The Gardens for some Red Box kareoke, well this time i got invited to a party to the same place for the same activity again..... Ironic huh??? But lets start with the beginning of the day first...



9:00 - 12:00

Had a pre-departure briefing to attend at subang jaya, suppose to wake up early and leave home at 9:30. However i woke up late and got a scolding from my mom. ( Strike one) Rushed towards the centre and made it there just as it was starting... Listened to some ex-trinity college students recall their experiences and gave us a few tips to get us started. Introduced myself to the entire session and realised i was the only one there who would be staying at a certain student apartment ( Arrow on Swanston) apart from two girls who are already staying there. ( Please pray that they are both cute.) Made friends with a girl named Shu Wei ( i think) who used the word 'like' at least five times in a single sentence ( Wow, she is NOT cute), a guy named Ping Chien ( U happy now, PC??!!) and a malay named Amran ( This one i'm sure). Went home to change for the outing after that.



12:00 - 2:00

After changing, realised i did not have transport to Mid Valley so i hitched a ride with my mom to Mid Valley after fetching my sis back from school. I led my mom to drop me off at Mid Valley when it was at a major jam, again i pissed my mom off. ( Strike two) Met up with Peter, Shin Yee and Jie Cong to find a gift for the birthday girl: Juliana's sister, Farah. Bought a pair of earrings for her and planned how to present it to her. Wrapping it would be too costly ( Think, using a whole sheet to wrap tiny earrings, do the math) so we decided to buy a card and use the envelope given with the card to encase the gift, all the while Peter and Jie Cong were busy taking macros of the earring and the card with their cams... As the near approaches and we finally made it to The Gardens and there was a performance going on involving dancing and colourful costumes. Shin Yee so wanted to take a picture with them, so she rushed us all down to take a picture with them before its too late. ( From third floor to ground floor, yikes) We rushed back up only to realise the organisers were not there yet. So we entered the room first under her orders. ( It was a VIP room costing RM 500++, me and Jie Cong agreed that if suddenly fainting to the ground wasn't so degrading, we'd done it when we heard the price)

2:00 - 6:00

We all started singing first ( WAT else were we supposed to do???!!!, wait in one of em' couples toilets???!!!! lol) I forgotten who started first though, but ju and sis only came in around three right around when the buffet started, in which time i was already eating through my first plate... Later on George and his bro and sis came along in but they didn't really sing much though... Soon it wasn't long before Farah's friends and her parents to come along too. We all took turns singing and we had a blast. But perhaps the pivotal moment of the day was when Peter accidentally broke a glass when he took his camera to take a picture of the birthday cake. It shattered into little tiny fragments ( No one was hurt, by the way) so Peter sang a song after the breaking that really suits it... The song was Untitled by Simple Plan, the key chorus was " Why does this happen to meeeee????" Lol it was hilarious seriously ( No offense, Peter). Juliana's mom was very fun, she even asked everyone to introduce themselves and even asked funny questions like whether they were single or not... lol. The last song i sang was "Yue Ding" by Guang Liang, which Juliana's mom wanted me to dedicate to Farah which i did cause it was the only song where i memorised the lyrics so i sang it just for her... lol.. After that me, Peter, Shin Yee and Jie Cong left first.... I was already late home so i needed to grab a taxi fast...

6:01-????

When i got outside there was a freakin' queue that was at least three meters long for the taxi... WTFBBQCHAOKUEYTEOW!!! So i tried taking one of em' expensive taxis, they FREAKIN' wanted to charege me RM 30 for a bloody trip home!!!! WTF!!!!!!!! i literally slam the door in his face when i stormed away!!! SO i had to call my mom to fetach me... again.... AGAIN, I pissed her off again.... ( Strike three, YOUR OUT!!!!) So i got the scolding of the century and i was forced to listen to it all.... How i lived to tell the tale is still a mystery...

Anyway, thats abt it so i hope u enjoyed it again. This is Hell Cat, signing out.

P.S. I'm never taking a taxi again n i'm gonna drive myself more often now!!!! Also no photos again sorry, i've got no camera.... lol..

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Of rantings and annoyance....

Greetings mortals.... I'm here to deliver a message straight from.... HELL!!!! Nah, just another new post... OK, today i think i'll get to some rantings as i promised yesterday ( I don't care about no stinkin' karma). With my life being a freakin' hellhole u can imagine how difficult it is to choose a specific topic to rant about, but being the first hellish post with actual content i thought i start simple.... Muahahahaha.....

Ok first of all, i'd thought i introduce you to my subject of my rants: Andrew. Now it's a common name... but for those who go to the same school as i do (a.k.a SMJK Katholik) then you should know which one i'm referring to. I've (with utter regret) known Andrew for five years ( count it, not two, not three but FIVE) and i've come to known his personalities very very well... And he has without a doubt been the most revoulting experience i had in terms of friendship ( Too nice a term). I've had many experiences of encounters with this hyper-active menace and not one of those experiences are good... Be prepared for one helluva rant that's five years in the making...

Andrew is a very annoying person partly due to his personality, mentality and attitude towards those around him,.. I had the unfortunity of having him as a class mate on my first year,the engines of fate then kicked into action.. He was attracted to me and my friends like a flea to a blood buffet ( i gave the phrase a long time of thought) and once he latches on we couldn't get rid of him.. Andrew was a very short-tempered and fearless son of a *****, he would beat up anyone or anything that made him angry ( Don't get him angry, you won't like him when he's angry). I've been the one to receive some of those hostilities which made me very angry!!!! So, i retaliated him but only with words ( he ain't much of a verbal fighter), I know i was being immature like that, but it was the only way to keep him in check.

Andrew is not a person who keeps to his word either, not trustworthy at all.... During my first year, my friends and i planned our first outing to times square, guess who was invited.... Anyway, he said he could make it to the outing, but on the day itself he never showed N when called his parents answered:

"Andrew ah, he's still asleep, don't call him now..." ~ Andrew's mom~

Damn, he kept us all waiting for nothing, but the worst has yet to come.( Oh yes, there's more) Once we got there we called him to tell him we were at time square and to somewhat interrogate him. He was obviously cheesed off and it didn't come back to bite us in the ass until next year. One day, he called us all out to the discipline teacher's office and he wanted pay-back. He complained to the teacher using a bloody letter from his ****ing mom!!! He complained we left on the outing without him and complained about our other classmates that they took his money for the outing too (the class planned the outing originally and collected transport fees, but it got cancelled and all money was returned, including his) WTFBBQCHAOKUETEOW!!!! He complained about us for going on private trip without him???!!! I mean he was the one who said he could come N he was the one who blew us off too!!!! Show's how loyal and reasonable he is. Thankfully the teacher saw no fault in us and halfway through he remembered that the money had been returned to him.... When asked by the teacher how he could forget, he merely answered:

"Ummm, i must've been muddle-headed" ~ The thing called Andrew~

Bugger!!!! I'll make him muddle-headed once i'm done beating the crud out of him!!! Anyway we were left off N god knows what else the teacher said to him... Another incident was recounted by one of my friends who also unfortunately knew him too.. He asked Andrew whether he wanted to join his tuition class and Andrew said he would ask his ****ing dad for his ****ing permission. His reply was yes and all of us heard him say that statement. Few days later he got distressing phone call from Andrew's ****ing dad who ****ing said yes. He said( that's an understatement):

" Hey, are you the punk who forced my son to go to tuition with you???!!!" ~ Idiot's dad~
" Erm... wat??" ~ Friend~
" Listen clearly ah, if you ever force my son to do something he doesn't want to do again, I will report you to the police!!!!" ~ Idiot's dad~

Can anyone spot the contradiction???

Andrew is a hyperactive maniac!!!! He is always on the move, even his running is odd. He freakin runs like Illidan Stormrage ( A character from Warcraft 3, go play it ^^) N carries any object that resembles or can be used as a sword claiming he's a freakin' ninja!!!! He even has a ninja theme song???!!! Idiot!!! Anyway because of this he gave me a nasty surprise on my freakin' birthday of all days!!!! It was my third year and Andrew realised my birthday too late so he decided to beat me up as a present!!! My friends warned me about his intentions and decided to help me escape, but Andrew the BASTARDO ran like a mad bull and pushed through all my friends efforts at blocking him, wielding a freakin' wooden sword N whacked me with it shoutin'

" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIIIINGGG CHIIIINNNG!!!!!" ~ Bastard~

Its not just me, on every occasion the bastard gets angry, someone else would always be beaten up. And he always acts like he's the victim!!!! He starts the fight and play's the victim!!! Bloody hell!!! Don't believe me??? Ask my friends then.

From that day onwards i never forgave him and never ever truly regarded him as my friend and i will never trust him in anyway again...

Ok, I'm all rant out now.... So thats all for today... Whew... More tomorow. This is The Hell Cat, signing out.

P.S. Anybody who reads this please for heaven's sake avoid Andrew at all costs....

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

A simple intro.. and a simple tale..

As i'm still new to the world of blogging and i'm trying to be creative and original ( though i'm not sure to wat extent), i thought i'd take the time now to explain my little system..

This is heaven and hell, each represnting my experiences and everyday incidences... In a nutshell, if something good happens, it goes into the heaven section of my blog... Consequently if something bad, horrible or worse and etc. happens it goes... where else into the hell section.....

Honestly i preferred to start out with some rantings ( Been getting those urges all week), but i thought i'd start off on a good note. ( Besides ranting online brings bad karma... lol). But i'll get to those soon...

So may i present to you the first official heavenly post:

As some might have already known ( basically those who were invited), I tried organising an outing to mid valley/the Gardens for some kareoke. BTW, its also my first time going kareoke, so you can understand how difficult it is to plan for something you don't know... lol. ( Maybe i should've stuck with a movie) Anyway, after all the arrangements and planning ( I'd like to thank miss Lee Ting San for all the help and support she's given me during the planning stages), we were finally on our way... the stage was set for one hell of a day.( BTW, the date was 3/1/09... probably should've mentioned that earlier)

Anyway, arrived early met up with Ting San who also arrived early( without eating braekfast i might add). If i go on like this the first post will be two pages long... lol, so i'm gonna cut to the chase. Met up with the rest of the gang: i.e. Rong Chang, James, Peter, Yin Bin and Min Chern. Min Chern was the only one wearing our class jackets,shows how loyal he is and forgetgful the rest of us were... If you haven't noticed i'll tell you,there was only one girl among us at that time and before you start criticising me about equality of men and women and all that stuff, i'd like to tell u that i DID invite girls, some would arrive later, one ditched us ( not mentioning names) and others couldn't make it...

Back to the story, we went for kareoke at 2( more or less around there) and we decided to start off with a bang, as the first song sung was 'What I've done' by Linkin Park (i think) with max volume.... so we all shouted as loud as we can too... Basically everyone took their turn singing, all except for Rong Chang cos apparently he's mike-shy and he doesn't really know any songs... Later Chee Mun arrived ( who is a girl. See? i respect the equality) and was dressed superbly beautiful (*smacks self in face*, damn i can't do this now... not here, stay calm, stay calm * takes deep breathe*). Later on khai ling came along too... ( another girl) and basically we sang and sang and sang until my lungs failed me... The buffet was good too i'd just like to add, but i dun think anyone wants to hear me drone on about food so i'll move on... Finished at six,had many 'final songs'...

"ok, ok, last song, last song" ~Yin Bin~
" Hey this is the third 'last song' already la..."~ Me~

The price also lead to many unhappy faces ( especially Yin Bin).

" Haiz, a failed system..." ~Yin Bin~

We said our farewells and went our seperate ways... ( I'm gonna miss u guys)

Some went home, others had more plans ahead... ( Chee Mun never said goodbye to me..... *smacks self in face* stop being so darn emo....) Anyway i took a taxi home and ended the day with more computer.... The end....

Thats basically it.... I hope those who read it like it as much as i enjoy writing it... Comments are most welcomed... Also i hope those who went for the outing enjoyed it and sorry if i offended anyone along the way..... Thanks for all the fun.

Before i forget i would oso like to apologise for not having any visual references (i.e. photos) as i never knew i would be blogging... Again, i'll try harder next time... sorry..

P.S. writing a blog is stressful work, i think i'm gonna lie down now.... Bye..

First hellish post...

This will be the first of many posts bent on ranting about life and all it's painful wonders....

There will be more to come soon...

"It will be over... soon..." ~ China's Overlord~