Of rantings and annoyance....

Greetings mortals.... I'm here to deliver a message straight from.... HELL!!!! Nah, just another new post... OK, today i think i'll get to some rantings as i promised yesterday ( I don't care about no stinkin' karma). With my life being a freakin' hellhole u can imagine how difficult it is to choose a specific topic to rant about, but being the first hellish post with actual content i thought i start simple.... Muahahahaha.....

Ok first of all, i'd thought i introduce you to my subject of my rants: Andrew. Now it's a common name... but for those who go to the same school as i do (a.k.a SMJK Katholik) then you should know which one i'm referring to. I've (with utter regret) known Andrew for five years ( count it, not two, not three but FIVE) and i've come to known his personalities very very well... And he has without a doubt been the most revoulting experience i had in terms of friendship ( Too nice a term). I've had many experiences of encounters with this hyper-active menace and not one of those experiences are good... Be prepared for one helluva rant that's five years in the making...

Andrew is a very annoying person partly due to his personality, mentality and attitude towards those around him,.. I had the unfortunity of having him as a class mate on my first year,the engines of fate then kicked into action.. He was attracted to me and my friends like a flea to a blood buffet ( i gave the phrase a long time of thought) and once he latches on we couldn't get rid of him.. Andrew was a very short-tempered and fearless son of a *****, he would beat up anyone or anything that made him angry ( Don't get him angry, you won't like him when he's angry). I've been the one to receive some of those hostilities which made me very angry!!!! So, i retaliated him but only with words ( he ain't much of a verbal fighter), I know i was being immature like that, but it was the only way to keep him in check.

Andrew is not a person who keeps to his word either, not trustworthy at all.... During my first year, my friends and i planned our first outing to times square, guess who was invited.... Anyway, he said he could make it to the outing, but on the day itself he never showed N when called his parents answered:

"Andrew ah, he's still asleep, don't call him now..." ~ Andrew's mom~

Damn, he kept us all waiting for nothing, but the worst has yet to come.( Oh yes, there's more) Once we got there we called him to tell him we were at time square and to somewhat interrogate him. He was obviously cheesed off and it didn't come back to bite us in the ass until next year. One day, he called us all out to the discipline teacher's office and he wanted pay-back. He complained to the teacher using a bloody letter from his ****ing mom!!! He complained we left on the outing without him and complained about our other classmates that they took his money for the outing too (the class planned the outing originally and collected transport fees, but it got cancelled and all money was returned, including his) WTFBBQCHAOKUETEOW!!!! He complained about us for going on private trip without him???!!! I mean he was the one who said he could come N he was the one who blew us off too!!!! Show's how loyal and reasonable he is. Thankfully the teacher saw no fault in us and halfway through he remembered that the money had been returned to him.... When asked by the teacher how he could forget, he merely answered:

"Ummm, i must've been muddle-headed" ~ The thing called Andrew~

Bugger!!!! I'll make him muddle-headed once i'm done beating the crud out of him!!! Anyway we were left off N god knows what else the teacher said to him... Another incident was recounted by one of my friends who also unfortunately knew him too.. He asked Andrew whether he wanted to join his tuition class and Andrew said he would ask his ****ing dad for his ****ing permission. His reply was yes and all of us heard him say that statement. Few days later he got distressing phone call from Andrew's ****ing dad who ****ing said yes. He said( that's an understatement):

" Hey, are you the punk who forced my son to go to tuition with you???!!!" ~ Idiot's dad~
" Erm... wat??" ~ Friend~
" Listen clearly ah, if you ever force my son to do something he doesn't want to do again, I will report you to the police!!!!" ~ Idiot's dad~

Can anyone spot the contradiction???

Andrew is a hyperactive maniac!!!! He is always on the move, even his running is odd. He freakin runs like Illidan Stormrage ( A character from Warcraft 3, go play it ^^) N carries any object that resembles or can be used as a sword claiming he's a freakin' ninja!!!! He even has a ninja theme song???!!! Idiot!!! Anyway because of this he gave me a nasty surprise on my freakin' birthday of all days!!!! It was my third year and Andrew realised my birthday too late so he decided to beat me up as a present!!! My friends warned me about his intentions and decided to help me escape, but Andrew the BASTARDO ran like a mad bull and pushed through all my friends efforts at blocking him, wielding a freakin' wooden sword N whacked me with it shoutin'

" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIIIINGGG CHIIIINNNG!!!!!" ~ Bastard~

Its not just me, on every occasion the bastard gets angry, someone else would always be beaten up. And he always acts like he's the victim!!!! He starts the fight and play's the victim!!! Bloody hell!!! Don't believe me??? Ask my friends then.

From that day onwards i never forgave him and never ever truly regarded him as my friend and i will never trust him in anyway again...

Ok, I'm all rant out now.... So thats all for today... Whew... More tomorow. This is The Hell Cat, signing out.

P.S. Anybody who reads this please for heaven's sake avoid Andrew at all costs....